1. OK... Easy questions first... Do you have any distinguishing bodily features?
I have some old facial scarring...2. Where do you live?
That's my little secret!
3. Describe the person closest to you...
Do I have to name just one?4. What is your biggest vice?
An opportunity to make fun of somebody.
5. OK, word association time... What do you first think of when I say the word 'Humperdinck'...?
It makes me laugh! 'Humperdinck, humperdinck, humperdinck humperdinck!!!' Ha ha ha ha!!
6. And how about the words 'Rodents of unusual size'?
Terrifying, simply terrifying!7. And the words 'true love'...?
Love, love, like a dove, surely sent from heaven above!8. Now for some hypothetical situations... You are challenged to a test of wits.. there are two glasses of wine and your challenger has put iocane powder (one of the deadliest substances known to man) in one of them. The challenge ends when you both drink
I'd drink either, I've already thought ahead and spent the last few years building up an immunity to Iocane powder.9. Next, You are half dead, can barely stand and your true love is marrying another tonight. The castle where the wedding is being held is guarded by 1000 men. What do you do?
My true love, like me, would rather die than marry another!10. Interesting.... Finally, how would you like to be remembered after you die?
As a beautiful person who would rather die than live without love.Submit.
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YOUR RESULT
You are Buttercup, your beauty is beyond compare and only marred by your misery. You live your life hoping for the return of your one and only true love. Until then you will continue to lament but you may marry someone else to pass the time!
